pantoum's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PAT�S FATWAH AND CHILDISH GOOGLE HUMOR (No. 233 � 11 PM � Wednesday � 24 August 2005) LaylaGoddess gave me the idea to type �[your name] is� on Google and see what it produces. So, in no particular order, Bird is found at the bottom of a staircase. So my little sister, who is in Charlie Company at boot camp, included her company�s song in a recent letter to me: 40 rounds Dress It Down, Charlie drop the bomb now. Ahh boom, get hot, get hot, woo (females), get hot, get hot (males) aaah, we�re hot. We�re hot, aah, don�t stop, don�t stop. We�re Charlie, as you can see. We come to rock your company. We�re motivated; we�re dedicated; we�re number one. We know you hate it. We�re good as gold �cause Charlie�s bold. We�re down to fight from dawn till night. We�ll hit you once with all our might. Don�t let the silence fool ya �cause Charlie�s gonna school ya! I find it very scary that people bond by singing such songs, that they equate their �hotness� with the ability to drop a bomb on people and kill them. (Thursday � 25 August 2005) So I received an e-mail message from Democracy for America this morning. Instead of calling for an FCC investigation or the filing of criminal charges against Pat Robertson, DFA wants to place a �Thou Shalt Not Kill� ad in Pat�s local newspaper. How effective of them. I signed their petition, but wrote this: The FCC fined CBS $550,000 for accidentally airing Janet Jackson's breast during the Superbowl. Call for the FCC to fine Robertson�s so-called Christian Broadcasting Network for using federally licensed airwaves to call for terrorist homicide. ( I got most of those statistics from Deborah James�s article on ALTERNET.) DFA did make a good point though when they wrote in their plea for funds that Robertson's fatwah, calling for the assassination of the president of Venezuela�in the name of keeping access to a "huge pool of oil," among other excuses�exposed the warped values of many religious radicals with the ear of the president of the United States. From efforts to squelch the teaching of sound science in our schools, to the "Justice Sunday" rallies trying to impose religion on the courts, to the quixotic jihad against SpongeBob SquarePants, fundamentalist power grabs make the news and have a huge impact. But they don't have the teachings of any religion we know of�and they don't have us. Infuckingdeed. So my e-book presentation went very well this morning, despite the fact that I had to give it at 8 AM. It was successful, in large part, because of my friend Cybrarian, a forty-year-old (ha! welcome to the old dyke club, grrl) research angel who can find anything on the web. (Bless her.) I have tons more work to do, including arriving at a pricing structure for electronic versions of our books, which is all but impossible to do accurately, since I have no idea how many of our clients will use them or how many books we will no longer need to print because our clients opt for electronic versions of the books. So much of this is just guesswork, but I�m trying to at least make educated guesses.... I also have tons to do to get ready for the new production manager�s arrival. Once he�s trained, though, I may actually have time for these big-picture projects again. And now it is time for the whining portion of today�s entry. We've had a nice and slow-moving summer. There was room in restaurants and movie theatres and traffic was still backed up, but there was some chance of getting from Point A to Point B without filling your car up first. But now all the gawddamn students have returned and it�s impossible to even move! I could barely even pull into my parking deck this AM because they were standing there gabbing in front of the mechanical arm. I mean, you�re in college now; figure out that you shouldn�t stand in the middle of traffic already and MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. They officially move into the dorms this weekend, which means I am not going anywhere near campus, which will be an unending line of SUVs pulling U-Haul trailers and stressed out parents and young-uns. SANG IN SHOWER: �Wasting Away Again in Margaritaville��I have no idea why except I was at a Cuban restaurant last night to celebrate Shamie�s (that�s Sharon and Jamie, as a unit) birthday and considered getting a margarita. LISTENING TO: Jesus Hits Like the Atom Bomb by The Pilgrim Travelers READING: an extremely costly brochure advertising the grand opening season of the university�s newly renovated Memorial Hall. The designer used spot varnish for God�s sake! Spot varnish. With state funds! No wonder those Nanci Griffith tickets are $75. BEST OF SPAM SUBJECT LINES: No more penis enlarge ripoffs 10:59 a.m. - 2005-08-25 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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