pantoum's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MO(U)RNING Woke up sobbing this morning—big, gasping, painful sobs—and all I could do was curl up in a ball and wail. Don't remember what I was dreaming either, but have my suspicions. Started my dang period too, dagblast it all—which I guess will force me to be good, or, as Buzzcut would say, to be careful—which, come on, I'm sure I'll be anyway, given how closed off I am right now. Red is flirting big time though, wrote "I hope I'm one of those women you sleep with on our first date." But hmm, we won't know that till we see what chemistry is there. You know, this whole straight notion of penis envy among lesbians is so ludicrous. I mean, here's the thing. I don't envy a dick. I can replicate it fine for fucking purposes (in whatever size and shape you need, baby) and love the pleasure that the body parts I have provide me. What I do envy though is the ability to have any kind of sex I want any day of the month I want without bleeding everywhere. And now I have to get back to work but, first, let me just add that Rob Brezsny's latest Free Will Astrology horoscope bodes well for my weekend: A recent poll revealed that more and more people are enjoying oral sex. In the last three years alone, the percentage has increased from 74 to 79 percent. For members of the Aquarian tribe, that figure is likely to zoom precipitously upward in the coming weeks, as will the sheer number of erotic encounters involving the lips and tongue. In fact, all activities involving pleasure with the mouth are likely to lead to success and happiness, including (but not limited to) gourmet eating, loud singing, and wild talking. For extra credit, try combining two activities: gourmet eating and wild talking, for instance, or singing and oral sex. 10:26 a.m. - 2005-03-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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